Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Have you seen my glasses?

I have four pair of reading glasses - one at work, one in my purse, one in my craft stuff, and one by my computer. Of the four, the pair I keep by my compuer is my favorite.

Somehow, somewhere on Sunday, they have disappeared. The were the perfect strength. The others are either really too strong or too weak. Those were p.e.r.f.e.c.t. They were +1.50 and my others are either +1.25 (work), +1.25 (purse), or +1.75 (craft). I have torn this stupid house apart and cannot find them.

Damnation. They weren't the cheap ones, either. And, they were pink. Double-damnation. But, they were a mature pink - not the kiddie pink. Very classy looking.

I'll have to replace them because I cannot work with the others.

On another note...

Ron is feeling better. He had an echo today and may get to come home tomorrow. Got the catheter out. We shall see. I can tell he's feelin better because he was a grumpy old man this morning. I swear, the man is as bad as a small child asking for water or ice when he knows that he's on restricted fluid intake. Silly man.

I'm tired so I'm headed to bed but wanted to touch base. I have so much to write about but when I sit down, the words just won't come or I get started doing something else.

Now, for some humor...

ATD – at the doctor
BFF – best friend fell
BYOT – bring your own teeth
BTW - bring the walker
FWIW – forgot where I was
GGPBL – gotta go, pacemaker battery low
IMHO – is my hearing aid on?
LMDO – laughing my dentures out
OMMR – on my massage recliner
ROFLACGU – rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up
TTML – talk to me louder


colenic said...

I will tel you that my mom, who wears readers, buys them at the dollar store. She has found some super cute pairs and because they are so cheap she doesn't worry about locing them. Let me know if you want me to scour the dollar stores around here :) hugs to you..

Green Girl in Wisconsin said...

Ha! Those are funny.
My husband just bought a 6-pack of readers, he kept misplacing his two pair.

labbie1 said...

I buy my readers at Sam's Club--3 pair for $20 and have found that they are really quite good.

I have them all over the place because I have the irritating habit of letting them slip between the cushions on the couch, in the reclinder, down behind the desk, under the bed, under the couch, etc.

LOVE the humor!!!! Cute!

Bouncin' Barb said...

You'll find them after you buy another pair. That's how it works right? My favorite is ROTFLACGU. That is hysterical. Poor Ron, he's probably so thirsty knowing he has to watch fluids. Hope he gets back to better soon. It's exhausting on you!

Thisisme. said...

Hi Teresa. Hope you find those glasses - what a pain for you!!I can understand Ron feeling a bit cranky, but it's quite hard on you my friend. Those funnies at the end were hilarious - loved them all. Thanks for that!